Rednecks and Freaks A Feudin’
A quiet Thursday morning in the CHS commons area quickly turned into a scene of would-be chaos when members of the Redneck Crew and Punk Crew exchanged words. The source of their anger is not known.
Witnesses say the redneck put down his “Modern Farmer” magazine and walked over and yelled at the mohawked freak, who, incidentally, was wearing all black. A table was all that separated the two, until a pot-bellied redneck pulled it out of the way, setting up an ideal fight scene. As students circled around, the freak turned his back on the trash talking redneck and mingled with a group of fellow freaks about loud music and devil worship.
The redneck, by this time rather angry at the freak, said “Boy, where I come from them is fightin words! We is gonna take this outside to the barn. I’m gonna make you bleed like a stuck pig.”
With his back still turned, the freak mumbled something about said redneck’s sister and a cow. The redneck, down wind of the comment, fired back a string of profanity laced redneck catchphrases.
If the two had come to blows, a massive brawl would have broken out. The redneck had several members of the FFA behind him, while the freak had several people with built of anger inside of them standing behind him.
Later in the day, sources told the Wildcat News Service that the freak vowed revenge on the redneck. “I’ll give him a good Godsmack then punk him out with my wallet chain,” he was rumored to have said.
The fight, if it had taken place, would have likely been a WNS fight of the year candidate because there were no authority figures nearby.
