NE Pranksters Break Castleberry’s Golden Rule
No one ever said that Northeast students were the brightest. Last night, two Eagles showed why when they snuck on to the CHS campus and attempted to vandalize the school. Not realizing that old age had already taken care of that task, the students proceeded to spray paint the entire backside of the building.
Unsuspecting school officials arrived this morning to find the “damage.” Principal Judith Castleberry said that she was not upset that the vandals painted the school, but upset that they violated her golden rule: going inside the fenced area.
“Judith Castleberry will go to Northeast and hunt for these thugs.” said the principal, “Judith Castleberry will stop at nothing to prosecute breakers of the golden rule. When Judith Castleberry finds those swashbucklers, Judith Castleberry will make them clean the parking lot with their chewing gum. And when they get done, Judith Castleberry will read the announcements to them.”
The building, meanwhile, looks better than it has in years. The students used a purple colored paint on it, adding an element of “Wildcat Pride” to the job. As with last year’s vandal job on the football field, the students only managed to write a N and partial E in white paint over the purple background.
If, at this point, you are saying to yourself, “Why didn’t they do it tonight, because the game is tomorrow?” so is everyone else.
“It’s just par for the Northeast course. They can’t tell time or read a calendar.” said a CHS spokesman.
