Football Season in Question

It is now 3 days until the big matchup between the Clarksville Wildcats and the Northeast Eagles, and both of the teams and schools are gearing up for the big showdown.

“We have a great tradition for this week,” said one Northeast senior. “We are going to spray paint the CHS building in big letters, N-O-R-T-H-E-I-S-T. It’ll be awesome.”

This students car was later found in the ditch outside of NEHS.

CHS principal Judith Castleberry had a few things to say about CHS traditions. “I don’t think we will be having that eagle in the coffin bit this year,” said Castleberry. “It promotes animal cruelty and devil worship. This school needs moral values, and it is my duty to teach them.”

Castleberry also had this to add, “I believe football is too violent. I am considering outlawing this horrible game at CHS. We may also cancel the Northeast game. Football is corrupting our youth!”

In the event of a cancellation WNS will be covering the Rosswiew game.

~ by dp on August 25, 2007.